"Kris, you drank last night, you're going to drink on Wednesday, and you'll be wasted on Saturday - you're an alcoholic!" -Kristy
"...enjoying your last few days of sobriety?" -My mother
"heheheh eh heh yea I am sober right now heheh eh heh heh" -Me
YESTERDAY:
I am now the Deputy Lieutenant-General Special Assistant to the
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